You know you’re in Australia when you say “It’s only 29 degrees”.
*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you
this is a consequence of gay marriage we were warned now trees and men want to get married what is this world coming to
Science side of tumblr why am I so hot
When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
"Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!"
"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
"…That’s a thespian. A thespian.”
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
what kind of fake tomatoes has oprah faced
kris jenner adds another to her collection
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
i love how everyones reaction to robin thicke getting a divorce is just like