"he’s had his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box".
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
This is crazy. Evidence that you can’t trust shit celebrities say about products.
"This post appeared — briefly — on Joan’s Facebook page Friday morning … clearly the result of a pre-negotiated deal with Apple."
my sims husband just died and she is not wasting any time finding a new man (or genderless creature of death)
me getting onto tumblr in the morning
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss